Which beer you are drinking?

After an international beer conference in London, all the world’s top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, “I’d like the most refreshing beer in the world, ‘The King Of Beers’: give me a Budweiser.”

The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him

The Chairman of Guiness says, “I’d like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.”

The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ” I would like the world’s best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.”

He gets it.

Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, “Just give me a Coke.”

The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses were surprised and said, “Hey Vijay, how come you aren’t drinking a Kingfisher?”

“Listen,” says Vijay Mallya, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I”

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